I don't understand. ((shakes head in disappointment)) So I'm waaaaaaaaay guilty of lurking on some first trimester boards. I only lurk because I don't dare participate in these retarded ( yes, I used the word retarded) questions and posts. It seriously makes my head hurt, and on one occasion, I seriously went crossed eyed for a second. No joke.
I have seen such posts as, " My HPT said negative last week, but I think I was pregnant, so I must be further along then my LMP." Alright ladies, pregnancy tests are simple, if it is negative, you do NOT have (or enough) HCG in your urine to trigger a positive, plain and simple. And NO, some women DO NOT have their period the whole pregnancy, it is not possible, no matter what your Grandma has told you. Oh and of course I have seen this confusing question more than once " Can you get pregnant through anal sex?" Yes. Yes you can. You end up pooping your baby out.
If you were never taught, or put together allllllllllllllll by yourself, that your colon does not have a uterus and ovaries......you should not be having sex, because honestly, you might accidentally reproduce an idiot like yourself.
((sigh))
Oh my gosh, that felt so good.
Now I will be honest, I did not know everything there was to know about TTC and reproducing, but you know, I did a lot of research on my own, read a lot of books, etc. etc. I did not remain ignorant, because that is just plain annoying. Women surprise me. And frankly, disappoint me.
If you do not know your body well, functions confuse you, DO SOME RESEARCH.
In some other news, Lilian and I went to a relatives (my apostrophe key isnt working, please excuse its absence) shower, and there Lilian caught a cough from a spoiled little three year that has never heard the word "no". Other than that, my little stinker is doing great. We are completely weaned from breastfeeding that actually went a lot better than I would have thought. Actually, I think it was harder on me than her.
In peanut news, we had an ultra sound last week and we saw the little peanut moving and wiggling all over the place. I was so adorable.
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LOL!! I love the anal sex comment that was awesome:)
ReplyDeleteYa know- I'm surprised by some peoples ignorance too. I mean even before we started trying I was reading pregnancy books in anticipation LoL!
ReplyDeleteAnd really- I'd say the only way to get pregnant from anal is if the sperm somehow found their way to the other hole! LoL!!
Glad Lili is doing well and your lil peanut too. Are you finding out what you're having?
Elizabeth
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Wow. I didn't know GROWN women were so clueless. That's actually quite scary.
ReplyDeleteGlad you, Lili, and the peanut are doing good. I would love to see some belly pics!!
I found your blog through the WebMD first trimester board, and because of your insightful comments on the "Natural Birth" debate thread, I decided to check out your blog. (I'm SouthernBette at WebMD.) It is so refreshing to hear someone else that feels the exact same way as I do about many of the morons on that board. Half of them can't even form a full sentence, so it is really no surprise when they ask dumbass questions. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that you have an alliance in babyland. I blog as well, but my baby blog is private, so let me know if you ever want to follow along. Best to you!
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